Yeah… I said it. Colonizer Tears.
Not just a phrase… it’s a whole mood, a legacy check, and a quiet little reminder that history isn’t as far away as some folks like to pretend.
This stainless steel bottle isn’t about bitterness.
It’s about truth. It’s about the weight of stolen lands, broken treaties, cultural erasure… and the uncomfortable feelings that come with finally talking about it. Those tears? That discomfort? That’s the price of waking up. And we’re not here to mop it up. We’re here to hand you a straw.
When you walk around with this bottle, you’re not just staying hydrated… you’re making a statement. A bold, unbothered, land-back kind of statement. It’s for the aunties, the warriors, the knowledge keepers, and the allies watching us break silence with humor and power.
High-grade stainless steel
17 oz (500 ml)
Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
This isn’t just merch. This is a conversation starter.
This is resistance with a smirk.
This is what happens when we take our stories back… and put them in your hand.
Yeah… I said it. Colonizer Tears.
Not just a phrase… it’s a whole mood, a legacy check, and a quiet little reminder that history isn’t as far away as some folks like to pretend.
This stainless steel bottle isn’t about bitterness.
It’s about truth. It’s about the weight of stolen lands, broken treaties, cultural erasure… and the uncomfortable feelings that come with finally talking about it. Those tears? That discomfort? That’s the price of waking up. And we’re not here to mop it up. We’re here to hand you a straw.
When you walk around with this bottle, you’re not just staying hydrated… you’re making a statement. A bold, unbothered, land-back kind of statement. It’s for the aunties, the warriors, the knowledge keepers, and the allies watching us break silence with humor and power.
High-grade stainless steel
17 oz (500 ml)
Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
This isn’t just merch. This is a conversation starter.
This is resistance with a smirk.
This is what happens when we take our stories back… and put them in your hand.
